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The Witchwood
Neutral
Druid
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Class: Druid
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Class: Druid
I said: An apple a day keeps the worgen at bay.
Class: Druid
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Class: Druid
I said: She's a scythe for sore eyes.
Class: Druid
I said: Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
Class: Druid
I said: The gates to the Gilnean pet cemetary MUST remain locked at all times.
Class: Druid
I said: "Just sign this waiver, and we'll be on our way."
Class: Druid
I said: We didn't actually fire the guy who named Dark Wispers.
Class: Druid
I said: Amwitched. Beingwitched. Beenwitched.
Class: Druid
I said: Someone called her "Tweety". She didn't take it well.
Class: Druid
I said: Majestic. Ethereal. Still pretty down in the dumps, though.
Class: Druid
I said: We're going to need some bigger tweezers.
Hunter
Class: Hunter
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Class: Hunter
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Class: Hunter
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Class: Hunter
I said: "Shh! You're going to start a howl!"
Class: Hunter
I said: MISSING: One giant rat. Please return to King Togwaggle.
Class: Hunter
I said: After a short paws, she's back to herself again.
Class: Hunter
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Class: Hunter
I said: It's always Huffer. And Huffer. And Huffer. And Huffer.
Class: Hunter
I said: They’re good dogs, Tess.
Class: Hunter
I said: Not all spiders are born poisonous. That's where he comes in.
Class: Hunter
I said: Emeriss uses Wing Blast. It's super effective!
Class: Hunter
I said: Fits easily into overhead luggage bins.
Class: Hunter
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Class: Hunter
I said: It aspires to be a Vilebrood Dancer, but it has eight left feet.
Class: Hunter
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Class: Hunter
I said: Taste your world's corruption! It tastes like chicken.
Mage
Class: Mage
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Class: Mage
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Class: Mage
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Class: Mage
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Class: Mage
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Class: Mage
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Class: Mage
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Class: Mage
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Class: Mage
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Class: Mage
I said: His worgen children call him Archmage AROO-OO-OO-OO-gal.
Class: Mage
I said: Known throughout the land as the Spooky-nomicon.
Class: Mage
I said: Lick the ice block. I triple-double-dog-dare-you.
Class: Mage
I said: She's so odd, you can't even.
Class: Mage
I said: Forecast: "Cloudy with a chance of fireballs."
Class: Mage
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Class: Mage
I said: She sells all manner of keys: from A flat to G sharp.
Class: Mage
I said: As birds of ill omen, these crows often summon Doomsayers.
Class: Mage
I said: Next step: Marshmallow elementals.
Class: Mage
I said: Experts worry that curios are a gateway to face-collecting.
Class: Mage
I said: Just a twist to the left, one quarter turn to the right and … oops! Well, we didn’t need that timeline anyway.
Paladin
Class: Paladin
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Class: Paladin
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Class: Paladin
I said: Find your own wisdom. Perhaps behind the couch.
Class: Paladin
I said: Fly like an eagle, drop like a rock.
Class: Paladin
I said: When one buke just isn’t enough.
Class: Paladin
I said: Weirdly, the bells stop ringing after 5.
Class: Paladin
I said: She’s all fun and games until someone rings that stupid bell.
Class: Paladin
I said: "Who are you? Eh, none of my business."
Class: Paladin
I said: She seems scary, but she's got a glass jaw.
Class: Paladin
I said: Maybe we should have called him Ghostly Rusher.
Class: Paladin
I said: "I have a very particular set of skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for witches like you."
Class: Paladin
I said: Silver’s malleability limits its utility as an edged weapon. On the other hand... SHINY!
Priest
Class: Priest
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Class: Priest
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Class: Priest
I said: He's everyone you want to be.
Class: Priest
I said: Taken up an octave, it's highly effective against stained glass golems.
Class: Priest
I said: Everyone hail to the squashling song!
Class: Priest
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Class: Priest
I said: "I… I dreamed I accidentally crafted a golden Millhouse! It was so REAL!"
Class: Priest
I said: Some moths are attracted to flame. This one's attracted to disco.
Class: Priest
I said: For a healthier option, try Holy Water: Zero.
Class: Priest
I said: These elementals, along with feldspar and mica, are often taken for granite.
Class: Priest
I said: Also does weddings.
Class: Priest
I said: She was a lady in polka dots until the gnomish laundromat incident.
Class: Priest
I said: Everywhelp, get in here!
Rogue
Class: Rogue
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Class: Rogue
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Class: Rogue
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Class: Rogue
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Class: Rogue
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Class: Rogue
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Class: Rogue
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Class: Rogue
I said: 50% off. Every shot must go!
Class: Rogue
I said: He'll pick anyone's pocket, except a gnome's. He'd never stoop so low.
Class: Rogue
I said: It's like, SUPER bad at staring contests.
Class: Rogue
I said: In life he worked as a sword swallower.
Class: Rogue
I said: “I’ll trade you a Malfurion for an Anduin.”
Class: Rogue
I said: One little Mistwraith sitting in a tree. M-I-S-T-I-N-G.
Class: Rogue
I said: So sharp it can cut through a spectral tomato!
Class: Rogue
I said: Wanted: Dead or Undead.
Class: Rogue
I said: She was an ordinary castaway... until she found that cursed volleyball.
Class: Rogue
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Class: Rogue
I said: Those who cannot remember their card history are doomed to repeat it.
Shaman
Class: Shaman
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Class: Shaman
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Class: Shaman
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Class: Shaman
I said: The material components for this spell are wool socks and a rug.
Class: Shaman
I said: A lot of shaman have started vaping their invocations.
Class: Shaman
I said: Is she a frog that became a witch, or a witch that became a frog?
Class: Shaman
I said: Or it might not.
Class: Shaman
I said: BoOooOogrglgrlgrlooOoOoo!
Class: Shaman
I said: Makes shockingly good unagi.
Class: Shaman
I said: When regular totem hours won't cut it.
Class: Shaman
I said: The tricky part is getting them to HOLD their shape.
Class: Shaman
I said: Curse-bringer, tree-twister, mother of wretched things…Hanzo main.
Class: Shaman
I said: Beware the Shudderwock, my son. We're fresh out of vorpal daggers.
Warlock
Class: Warlock
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Class: Warlock
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Class: Warlock
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Class: Warlock
I said: Wanted on three counts of gnomish possession.
Class: Warlock
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Class: Warlock
I said: This wood imp. Stop asking!
Class: Warlock
I said: Warlocks refer to this as a "balance change."
Class: Warlock
I said: Happily married with two kids. It was love at first bite.
Class: Warlock
I said: He's on the hunt for Togwaggle's missing rat.
Class: Warlock
I said: Like a sloppy joe for vampires.
Class: Warlock
I said: Like a knitting circle, but less evil.
Class: Warlock
I said: The itsy bitsy spiders climbed up the village wall. Then came the witch and the spiders ate them all.
Class: Warlock
I said: Summon an unlimited* number of minions!**\n\n\n*Six\n**Wisps
Class: Warlock
I said: Betrayed the Alliance. Betrayed the Horde. All for 200 achievement points and a sweet, sweet hat.
Warrior
Class: Warrior
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Class: Warrior
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Class: Warrior
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Class: Warrior
I said: When he was younger, he was the town crybaby.
Class: Warrior
I said: Also comes in other colors, but red's in fashion this season.
Class: Warrior
I said: "Left, right, left, right, there's none of the enemy left… Right?"
Class: Warrior
I said: It's a lumberjack's axe and that's ok.
Class: Warrior
I said: "I'm sorry, son. We had to send Old Howler off…to a farm…to play…"
Class: Warrior
I said: She only needs two commands: "Heel" and "Sic 'em!"
Class: Warrior
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Class: Warrior
I said: You either die a villain, or live long enough to see yourself become the hero.
Class: Warrior
I said: Tree puns arboring.
Class: Warrior
I said: Oh look. A Gorehowl.
Class: Warrior
I said: The upper windows used to be for aiming. Then we thought: "Hey! MORE cannons!"