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The Grand Tournament
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I said: It's not HER fault you didn't put a spinning saw blade on your horse.
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I said: Don't worry. With a little skin cream he's going to clear right up.
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I said: But not the lowliest!
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I said: He was so excited to get season tickets to this year's Grand Tournament. He normally doesn't get them at first and has to buy them from Ogre scalpers.
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I said: Who argent watches the Argent Watchman?
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I said: Underneath all that impressive armor, he's just skin and bones. Okay, maybe just bones.
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I said: At first he liked juggling chain saws, but then he thought, "Flames are better! Because FIRE!"
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I said: He'll never admit it, but he pushes you hard because he really cares about you.
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I said: Lance Carrier is an obscure entry level position in orcish armies. A mystery, since orcs don't generally use lances.
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I said: His horse's name is Betsy.
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I said: Meets monthly with the gladiators to discuss career goals.
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I said: Check it out. You can do barrel rolls on this thing.
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I said: HATES being called "the wonder twins".
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I said: Good fencers make good neighbors, right?
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I said: LOVES being called "the wonder twins".
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I said: He's a lot cooler than Magma Rager.
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I said: When there's something strange (say, a gibbering demon) in your neighborhood, who are you going to call?
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I said: Goes by "MC ElfyElf".
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I said: Listen all y'all it's a saboteur!
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I said: He used to be a librarian. Old habits die hard.
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I said: The Silver Hand is the best paladin organization. The Argent Crusaders are super jealous.
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I said: Yep. It's a horse... wearing armor... going to war.
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I said: The crowd ALWAYS yells lethal.
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I said: To be honest, heckling is not the most effective form of evil.
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I said: Ironically, the natural enemy of the snobold is THE CANDLE.
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I said: Gormok has been giving impaling lessons in a small tent near the tournament grounds. For only 25g you too could learn the fine art of impaling!
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I said: Not a good basis for a system of government.
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I said: Menu: Funnel cakes, carrots, popcorn, jormungar steaks. It's hard serving a diverse clientele.
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I said: The medic tournament is less entertaining than the Grand Tournament.
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I said: A result of magical experiments carried out by the Black Dragonflight, it's not his fault that he's a vicious killer.
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I said: It takes a lot to wind him up.
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I said: Coming soon... to a tuskarr village near you!
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I said: An elegant gorilla, for a more civilized age.
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I said: The ethereals have their own jousting tournament, and Saraad is the reigning champion. Also he won the ethereal hot dog eating contest.
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I said: What did the pits ever do to you?
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I said: Join the Argent Crusade! We have attractive tabards and you get to carry really nice swords!
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I said: Bolf keeps coming in 2nd at the Grand Tournament. It might be his year this year, if Lebron doesn't enter.
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I said: A veteran of a number of crusades, she is a force for light and goodness. Her latest crusade is against goblin telemarketers.
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I said: It's like putting racing stripes and a giant spoiler on your hero power.
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I said: Someone called her a Rhinorider, and she's NOT HAPPY.
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I said: Needs just a few more ratings points to become Grandmaster Jouster.
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I said: This champion has learned from the best. Except for his target selection.
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I said: Hey! Let me try that...
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I said: Apparently it really was just a flesh wound.
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I said: You can keep him, but you have to promise to feed him and clean out his tank every day!
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I said: Chillmaw keeps trying to ruin the Grand Tournament, and she would've done it too, if it weren't for those dang kids!
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I said: What's more boss than riding a parrot with a jawbone for a shoulderpad while wielding a giant hook-lance-thing and wearing a pirate hat? NOTHING.
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I said: This massive yeti just closes his eyes and charges at the nearest target. The nearest Target is a couple blocks away and has sick deals on skateboards.
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I said: You have no idea how tired this guy is of being released.
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I said: Don't ask him about the beard. JUST DON'T.
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I said: 2 out of 2 saplings recommend that you summon the saplings.
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I said: She loves mana crystals, she hates mana crystals. So fickle!
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I said: That's saberTEETH, not like curved pirate blades. That's a different kind of druid. Druid of the Curved Pirate Blades.
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I said: Is this a noun or a verb? We will never know.
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I said: Hey! Moon! Can I have some mana crystals?
Class: Druid
I said: Maybe if you whistle a tune it will soothe him. Yeah... Try that.
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I said: She was born to be something. She is just not quite sure what yet...
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I said: He gets a discount on the tournament entry fee because he is his own horse.
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I said: Call her "Tweety". She'll find it real funny. I PROMISE.
Hunter
Class: Hunter
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I said: This is a "bearly" concealed reference.
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I said: You'll never guess what's in that conveniently bear-sized, bear-smelling box.
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I said: Elekk jousting is AWESOME.
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I said: Rexxar narrowed his eyes, grabbed his machine gun, and said: "It's go time. Lock and load."\n\nThis card pays homage to that special moment.
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I said: Let's be clear about this: ACIDMAW is the sidekick.
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I said: pow POW pow
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I said: Takes way better care of her pets than her brother, Unstablemaster.
Class: Hunter
I said: Not getting trampled is really the trick here.
Class: Hunter
I said: "THEY'RE EVERYWHERE GET THEM OFF!!!" - Everyone
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I said: With the help of his trusty sidekick Dreadscale, the giant jormungar Acidmaw is ready to face any knight!
Mage
Class: Mage
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Class: Mage
I said: Now with 100% more blast!
Class: Mage
I said: And he can't get up.
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I said: Burning man, brah.
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I said: It's always Huffer.
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I said: Does he sling spells, or do his spells linger about. Who can say?
Class: Mage
I said: Is he aspiring or inspiring? Make up your mind!
Class: Mage
I said: It's on the rack next to ice lance, acid lance, and English muffin lance.
Class: Mage
I said: The Grand Tournament has a "No dragons allowed" policy, but it's rarely enforced.
Class: Mage
I said: A masterless shamurai.
Paladin
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I said: Competition can be an inspiration to improve oneself. Or kill all the competitors.
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I said: The stripes make it look like a candy cane, but we recommend against licking it.
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I said: "Arf! Arf! Arf!" - Seal of Champions
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I said: He doesn't even get Sundays off. Every day he's hostling.
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I said: Hee hee! Look at his cute little feet.
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I said: Just could not be talked out of using his turtle for the joust...
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I said: You have to get past the vendors first. So many are lost to shopping...
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I said: He may sound surly and antisocial, but he's actually just really shy.
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I said: Nobody rocks a monocle like Eadric.
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I said: Flash! Ahhhhhhh~
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I said: The promise of glory is a powerful tool to get minions to do your bidding. Only slightly less powerful than the promise of an ice cream bar!
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I said: This minion is really powerful!
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I said: "Are you interested in... HEALTH benefits?!"
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I said: Keeping tabs on the Grand Tournament is priority #1 for the five mighty Dragonflights!
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I said: Hopes to be promoted to "Shadowfriend" someday.
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I said: She really likes seeing people get better. That's why she hurts them in the first place.
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I said: What did you expect to happen? He's a Spawn. Of Shadows.
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I said: She sees into your past and makes you face your fears. Most common fear: Getting Majordomo out of Sneed's Old Shredder.
Rogue
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I said: The best part of buccaneering is the pants.
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I said: He has a giant collection of purses now. One for every outfit!
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I said: Almost went to play for Stormwind before signing with Undercity.
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I said: Can you hold these eggs for just a second? I promise they're not full of giant enraged undead spider things.
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I said: Yoink!
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I said: I have great deal for you... for 4 damage to your face!
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I said: How much more poisoned can a blade get? The answer is a lot. A lot more poisoned.
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I said: He needed a break after that business in the Vale of Eternal Blossoms. Naturally, he chose to spend his vacation in an icy snowscape killing monsters.
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I said: Was actually a pretty nice guy before, you know, the whole Lich King thing.
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I said: MOMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!!!
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I said: What happens when you glue a buncha totems together.
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I said: I'm not a shaman or anything, but isn't Elemental Destruction the opposite of what they want to do?
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I said: Favored by shaman who study the art of restoration and healing, this spell would feel smug, if it had feelings.
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I said: Turns out the tuskarr aren't real choosy about their totems.
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I said: You can only pick it up if you are worthy.
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I said: It's nice to find a real craftsman in this day and age of mass-produced totems.
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I said: Allowing totems to attack is not cheating. I mean, there isn't anything in the rule books about it.
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I said: Calling the mist doesn't sound all that great. "Ooooh, it is slightly damp now!"
Warlock
Class: Warlock
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I said: Very dangerous when attached to a demonbomb.
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I said: "No, no, no. I asked for a tiny JESTER of evil."
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I said: After playing against 5 Annoy-O-Trons, any normal guard will become a Wrathguard.
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I said: Crescendo himself summoned this steed, riding it to victory in the Grand Tournament. Wherever he rides, an army of riders ride behind him, supporting the legendary champion.
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I said: * Not actually Jaraxxus' fist.
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I said: A prime example of lose-lose negotiating.
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I said: We like to call him "Wesley".
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I said: He can summon anything, even a FEARSOME DOOMGUARD*.\n\n*He's pretty sure this is going to work out.
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I said: They were originally called Cuddleguards, but they were not inspiring the proper amount of fear.
Warrior
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I said: "Put more spikes on her. No, more spikes. What part of 'more spikes' do you not understand? MORE SPIKES!" - Alexstrasza
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I said: The best offense is a good defense.
Class: Warrior
I said: Come at me, bro.
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I said: You might think bashing doesn't take a lot of practice. It doesn't.
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I said: "King's Attacker" is a shield. Funny, huh?
Class: Warrior
I said: "Four out of three orcs struggle with math." - Angry Zurge
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I said: Playing him also gets you into the Magnataur Beta.
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I said: A little better than Sea Minus Reaver.
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I said: Leader of the Alliance! Father of Anduin! Also he likes to play Arena, and he averages 12 wins.