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Whispers of the Old Gods
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I said: It's like being able to play with THREE angry chickens!
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I said: Because EVERYDAY is the Day of the Tentacle of N'zoth.
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I said: Ok, Initiate. You need to settle down and do your job. In this case, that means die so someone else can get a minor buff.
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I said: Here, Evil! C'mon boy!
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I said: Bile actually makes for surprisingly sturdy fins.
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I said: Often excluded from dinner parties. To be fair, he is very boaring.
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I said: You can take away his humanity, but you will never take away his fishing pole.
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I said: "Ok C'Thun, repeat after me: 'Your mother was a hamster.'"
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I said: Sometimes the Old Gods' corruptions gives you power untold, sometimes you get +1 Attack. We can’t all be winners in the Eldritch lottery.
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I said: peerc rewop
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I said: C’Thun’s recruiting pitch involves cookies, which is why it’s the most popular Old God.
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I said: If your hero doesn't attack, it's just "Silithid Loner".
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I said: Who's a cute widdle N'Zoth? You are! Yes you are! Yes you're the cutest widdle N'Zoth in the whole world!!!
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I said: Yeah, I think we can agree that killing the squirming tentacle first is a good idea.
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I said: Just doesn't understand those Twilight Youngsters any more - with their comic books and their rock music.
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I said: I berserk, therefore I am.
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I said: "Look, they fell off the back of a ship, do you want them or not? I have a meeting with Y'Shaarj in like ten minutes."
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I said: He gave her a promise ring and everything.
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I said: What are the qualifications for being a 'Horror?' Just how horrible do you have to be?
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I said: You don't want to be around after it has eaten an explosive trap. You thought Sludge Belcher was bad...
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I said: You no take tentacle!
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I said: "What is that thing?!" "I'm not sure, but it seems to be sort of Ysera shaped."
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I said: The Overmind and the Old Gods are surprisingly similar.
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I said: Still fearsome in the daytime.
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I said: Roll ‘greed’ OR THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.
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I said: If you strike him down, he shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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I said: Not so much "corrupted" as "has terrible aim".
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I said: Every month they share a pancake breakfast with the Perfectly Rational Worshippers.
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I said: Cults need pharmacists too.
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I said: People often think that Darkspeaker is the arch nemesis of Lightspeaker, but that title actually belongs to Heavyspeaker.
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I said: "Annoyinger-o-Tron" was just too unwieldy. And accurate.
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I said: Really feels good about himself and is in a much better place now. But… he sure does miss piloting those shredders.
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I said: "honey, can u run down to the store and pick up some 10 cost minions? thx"
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I said: For seers, it's very handy to have your crystal ball hanging right in front of your face.
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I said: Pro tip: DO NOT BOGART THE BANANAS.
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I said: It’s a self-reducing prophecy.
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I said: I like it because it scales.
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I said: Just before he comes into play, there is an AWESOME training montage with C'Thun.
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I said: He's tried other things, but bog sidling, bog ambling, and bog trundling just aren't as effective as bog creeping.
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I said: They say that "grotesque is in the eye of the beholder," but that's just because they've never seen a Grotesque Dragonhawk. Yikes!
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I said: When C'thun went to sleep, he checked under his bed for Hogger.
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I said: Do they make decisions based on age? "I'm two minutes older therefore we burn this village."
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I said: "Hello, is Doom there? No? Can I leave a message?"
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I said: Often wonders what path his life might have taken if he wasn't named, you know, "Eldritch Horror".
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I said: Has 20 years of training in classical ballet, but ALLLLLL he ever gets asked to do is boogie.
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I said: Add two cups of Blood of the Ancient One to one cup of lemon juice. Add just a dash of sugar and stir. Delicious!
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I said: Don't tell Soggoth, but in the future he gets totally owned by the Master's Glaive and his skull becomes a tourist attraction.
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I said: C'Thun's least favorite Hearthstone card: Eye for an Eye.
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I said: To his credit, Deathwing really took to heart the feedback he was receiving that he needed to be "more of a team player".
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I said: Rejected names: Forty-Foot Faceless, Big ol' No-face, Huge Creature Sans Face, Teddy.
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I said: Has not been able to get "Under the Sea" out of his head for like FIVE THOUSAND YEARS.
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I said: When he's working out, he binds all that rage back into a ponytail.
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I said: I spell your doom... Y-O-U-R D-O-O-M!
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I said: This Ancient was banned from the local tavern after tucking a 'Dr. Boom' up its sleeve.
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I said: Y'Shaarj had three sons: Mark, Theodore, and Chris.
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I said: Druids who spend too long in bear form are more susceptible to the whispers of the Old Gods. Right now they are whispering the lyrics to "La Bamba".
Class: Druid
I said: Let's be honest. One option is a lot ragier than the other.
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I said: Always manages to mention "Back when I was creating the World Tree…" in EVERY conversation. Sheesh! Enough already.
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I said: Amberweaving is a specialty course at the local trade school.
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I said: "Hey.... Is that Mire for sale?" \n"No. I'm keeping it."
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I said: There's a whole gradient of Arakkoa! This one is on the darker side.
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I said: They're just normal wisps, actually. The "Of the Old Gods" bit is just marketing.
Hunter
Class: Hunter
I said: He'll always be our first.
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I said: The mastiff giggles if you don't hit any ducks.
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I said: Carrion, my wayward grub.
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I said: He's going to leave the dying up to you, if that's cool.
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I said: The best part is the look on their face when you jump out of the cake! Err… corpse.
Class: Hunter
I said: A little flea powder will fix that right up.
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I said: She flitters around Ahn'Qiraj dreaming of the day she will meet a sweet prince, whom she can lay thousands of eggs with.
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I said: Banned from every all-you-can-eat buffet on Azeroth.
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I said: "Hello. Misha, Leokk and Huffer aren't here right now, but if you leave a message we'll get back to you right away." BEEP.
Mage
Class: Mage
I said: WARNING: This flame is not to be used unless you are a licensed acolyte of the Old Gods.
Class: Mage
I said: No matter how many times we tell her not to, she keeps feeding C'Thun scraps under the table.
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I said: What's cooler than being cool?
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I said: Make sure you summon a Twilight Marshmallowcaller too! Mmmm Mmm Mmm!!
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I said: He prefers that you refer to him by his nickname: 'Frostwaker.'
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I said: What's in there? I bet it's cookie recipes!
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I said: Yogg-Saron always likes to complain about how he has too many servants and there are too many mouths to feed.
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I said: They never get the recognition they deserve.
Class: Mage
I said: That's short for "Anomnomnomnomalus".
Paladin
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I said: No one's quite sure why it's forbidden. And yes, that should make you nervous.
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I said: Every year a few paladins get disqualified from the Westfall weight lifting championship for using Divine Strength.
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I said: "Don't worry about me… I'll just be here... under these tentacles."
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I said: Nobody expects the Vilefin Inquisition!
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I said: Wait, how can you have a light in the dark? If you turn on a light while it’s dark, doesn’t that mean it’s no longer dark?
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I said: As far as blades go, this one is pretty great in the motivation department.
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I said: Turns out divine shields are way cheaper if you buy in bulk.
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I said: Or if you're too tired, you can just kind of lean against the darkness.
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I said: What happens when you try and corrupt a corrupted firelord? DOUBLE NEGATIVE, INSECT!
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I said: But the minion arrives covered in goo.
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I said: For when your Auchenai Soulpriests call in sick.
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I said: Wait, what kind of acolyte doesn't wear a hood?
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I said: It's more succinct than "Shadow Word: Suck Into Vortex."
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I said: Yeah, it's cooler in the shade, but you're also more likely to get JACKED.
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I said: The secret ingredient: liquified funnel cake.
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I said: Because you're wrapped in a protective layer of… tentacles?
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I said: First she separates them from the lights, washes them in cold water, and hang-dries.
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I said: His whole job is yelling "Yogg-Saron comin'!"
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I said: He has a poor understanding of the law of diminishing returns.
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I said: Don't stop believing there's something below.
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I said: Psst! Wanna buy a random class card (from your opponent's class)?
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I said: It's like a backstab, only from the front. And with two more stabs.
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I said: Quick! Before I drown! Let me sharpen your sword for you.
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I said: It's basically your own fault if you go around drinking weird green potions handed out by creepy mantid dudes.
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I said: I mean, it's not creepy if you ASK before you steal their shadow to make a small replica of them to keep on your shelf.
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I said: Aren't Thistles prickly? Why would you drink them? I don't get Rogues.
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I said: C'Thun demands a sacrifice! Preferably a Deathwing.
Shaman
Class: Shaman
I said: So you say you want an evolution. Well, you know. We all want to change the board.
Class: Shaman
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I said: Golce and Dabbana have a new line of Earth Totems available at vendors everywhere this holiday season.
Class: Shaman
I said: Just try to avoid eye contact.
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I said: WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH THE PURPLE BALL OF LIGHTNING
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I said: He's on fire! Boomshakalaka!
Class: Shaman
I said: Will be really useful in the new "Hearthémon" game.
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I said: Hallazeals all your dallazamage.
Class: Shaman
I said: Stop! It's Twilight Hammer time.
Class: Shaman
I said: Just can't resist the opportunity to hang around with a bunch of totems.
Warlock
Class: Warlock
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I said: Actually, C'Thun gives his full support for this ritual.
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I said: It's like a pinata! A lame disgusting horrific pinata.
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I said: Do NOT be late with your overdue fines.
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I said: SEE YA DARKNESS!
Class: Warlock
I said: Democracy in action!
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I said: Most citizens of Darkshire wear those surgical masks to prevent spreading Madness to tourists.
Class: Warlock
I said: Nothing unburdens your soul like a good ushing!
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I said: Even after all this time, Gul'dan still makes Cho'gall go get donuts and coffee.
Class: Warlock
I said: We ran out of space for "DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!"
Warrior
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I said: For his next trick, he turns the ichor back to blood and stuffs it back in you.
Class: Warrior
I said: Hates when N'Zoth yells "Ahoy Matey!!", but there's not really much he can do about it.
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I said: They have an uneasy rivalry with the Blood Paladins.
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I said: They're really just in it for the Blood Parrot.
Class: Warrior
I said: But goes by "Ravishing Ghoul" when he hits the club.
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I said: He thought the set was called "Flippers of the Old Cods" and hungrily volunteered to be in it. He is definitely going to get his hearing checked.
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I said: That's right. Garrosh just slapped you to death with a tentacle.
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I said: Back in her day, each shield weighed two tons and she had to carry four of them on each arm!
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I said: Garrosh's best buddy. It's true. Look it up.