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Mean Streets of Gadgetzan
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I said: Her favorite mixture is cola and lime.
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I said: What do sailors yell when Patches steals their treasure chest full of laws and other things being transported to parliament for a vote? "The Eyes have it!"
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I said: "Oh, I'm not serious about it. I only pirate on the weekends."
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I said: He's the reason the First Bank of Gadgetzan has steel floors.
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I said: Imagine how much further his darts would go if he had lungs instead of gills!
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I said: It's not his fault… Someone keeps stealing his soap!
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I said: "What'll it be? A Jade Brew? A Grimy Goose? A Kabal Manatini?"
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I said: Comment on her height, and she'll go from flapper to kneecapper in seconds flat.
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I said: "Naw, naw. You're talkin' about Grime BOULEVARD. I ain't know nuthin' 'bout that."
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I said: Gadgetzan has always run an under-the-table auction house, and business has been PRETTY good for Beardo since the population explosion. And since the explosion that destroyed the competing auction houses in the city.
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I said: Quit playing games with his heart. And his fingers. And foot. It's rude.
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I said: When oil, railroad, steel, robber, and red are all already taken, your options are limited.
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I said: "Doc says the persistent burning sensation in my soul is probably just an ulcer."
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I said: She's got anything you want. Need the latest derpinger? No problem!
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I said: He loves his job and would do it for free! (But don't tell his boss!)
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I said: Hey, you park your kodo under a harpy nest, you get what you deserve.
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I said: "Who is she? Where did she come from? We don't even have a police force here in Gadgetzan!!" - Mayor Noggenfogger
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I said: His first trick: making your wallet disappear!
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I said: When Sergeant Sally shows up unexpectedly, DO NOT FLUSH YOUR MANA CRYSTALS DOWN THE TOILET.
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I said: "WHY ARE YOU IN THE BACK ROOM? WHO IS WATCHING THE FRONT?!"
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I said: She's working on a story! While skydiving!
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I said: Infamous in the seedy underground card rooms of Gadgetzan, he got his nickname winning the coveted Shark Plushie in the city's first Hearthstone tournament.
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I said: He didn't go to school for healing, but we keep losing all the good healers to Ratchet, so I guess we'll take him.
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I said: "He's so cute! I just want to squeeze him, then use him for Jade Golem parts!" - Aya Blackpaw
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I said: Sure you could have that Polymorph potion, but wouldn't you rather have this mystery potion? It could be anything. Even a Polymorph potion!
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I said: The mysterious leader of the Kabal is NOT a dragon, and does NOT deal in illegal potions. Any public statements to the contrary will be met with litigation and Dragonfire Potions.
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I said: #abs
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I said: Hook-tails are nice and all but she keeps getting stuck on things.
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I said: The Hogchoppers are well-known throughout Kalimdor for being a real, actual group.
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I said: Hair products are 79% of his monthly budget.
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I said: Please don't explode! Please don't explode! Please don't explode!
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I said: He only burgles to pay the bills. He is really just a bully at heart.
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I said: "Every me, get in here!"
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I said: The last true master of Finjitsu.
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I said: Grook Fu, the ancient Hozen art of bashing heads with a stick.
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I said: Mostly, they stand around and look cool.
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I said: It has double the Attack. "Go on." And double the Health. "Yes??" And its trigger has twice the effect. "WHAT???" And it costs… Five times more.
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I said: He'll be a first-rate bruiser once he gets used to his contacts.
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I said: Did you know the Hogchoppers compete every year at the Mirage Raceway? They do. It's a real group.
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I said: "Hmmmm… Call it a hunch, but I'm starting to think that there may be some kind of criminal activity going on in Gadgetzan."
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I said: His new shampoo is really working!
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I said: Though young, Aya took over as the leader of Jade Lotus through her charisma and strategic acumen when her predecessor was accidentally crushed by a jade golem.
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I said: "It'd be a shame if someone disenchanted those Legendaries."
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I said: His house cleaning service is quite thorough. Not a spot to be found... or any of your stuff!
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I said: "Yeah, I can get you Knuckles. No, no, he's been clean for *weeks*."
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I said: The Hogchoppers, the terrors of Tanaris, can always be found at one tavern or another in Gadgetzan, refueling for totally real and legit adventures that they go on.
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I said: She has set up her Black Market here in Gadgetzan for one purpose, to make a KILLING when Beanie Babies make their inevitable comeback.
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I said: Don't blame the bot for his crimes... Blame whoever keeps winding him up!
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I said: Wrathion, son of Deathwing, is a dragon. Why isn't he tagged as a dragon, you ask? WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO BLOW HIS COVER??
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I said: The brilliant mastermind of the Grimy Goons, Han sometimes thinks about ditching the idiot Cho, but that would just tear him apart.
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I said: This flavor text was randomly generated. If it happens to form words and make sense, that is purely by chance.
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Druid
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I said: Shuffle or no guts.
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I said: The mark of the Lotus is a little flower drawn in permanent marker on the ankle.
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I said: If you think her job is easy, YOU try falling asleep on cue.
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I said: Meditating under a jade blossom is said to grant you wisdom, unless you have a pollen allergy.
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I said: The Hozen don't get paid much, but at least they get to keep any excess mana.
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I said: The true mystery of lunar visions is how there is nothing to watch when there are so many channels.
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I said: There is no carrot.
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I said: I think we should talk about the jade elephant in the room.
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I said: Aya siphons a bit of Kun's soul to animate each golem in her Jade army. To his credit, he's being a great sport about it.
Hunter
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I said: To be a cool cat in Gadgetzan, you gotta have bling.
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I said: Are you sure these are the crates that are supposed to go to the Gadgetzan petting zoo?
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I said: There is an urban legend that the first Toxic Sewer Ooze was born because a rookie Goon stashed an open container of milk in a Hidden Cache.
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I said: Still angry that the Gadgetzan Rager Club wouldn't accept him as a member.
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I said: He's gonna do it his way.
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I said: The Grimy Goons can get you any weapon you want but if you want it to not explode you gotta pay extra.
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I said: "Crime reported at First Bank of Gadgetzan. Huge quantities of Jade being carried away by what looks like a bunch of Hozen. Kodo 77 can you make it over there now?"
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I said: When confronted with accusations of performance-enhancing bananas, Knuckles replied, "I get my fruit from trees I knock down with my bare hands like everyone else."
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I said: A great improvement over the guppy launcher.
Mage
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I said: This is delicious! Oh no. BRAIN FREEEEEEEZE!
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I said: I'll tell you one thing he doesn't lack: GUMPTION.
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I said: When casting a tournament, you really have to put your soul into it!
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I said: Tastes like Baaaaananas.
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I said: The secret ingredient in Kazakus's award-winning chili recipe.
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I said: She loves Frozen. I mean who doesn't?
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I said: "Listen, I can cut you in on a little of this premium mana, but you can't tell my boss."
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I said: Wow, and I thought Arcane Missiles was great!
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I said: Solia marks the Kabal with intricate tattoos that grant immense power. Also it makes it harder for other gangs to recruit from their numbers. BACK OFF, GOONS.
Paladin
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I said: Get to da Kodo! Now!
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I said: Listen, see? We'll take 'em to the docks, see? And throw 'em in the sea, see?
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I said: Remember, submit your bribes directly to the Marshal - it's the law!
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I said: One of the most famous busts in Gadgetzan’s history happened on Smuggler’s Run, where Sergeant Sally apprehended a cadre of Grimy Goons transporting a massive number of illegal fish heads.
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I said: If you bargain hard, he'll throw in the hat.
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I said: Now we know why they wear tiny watches.
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I said: Wickerflame spent years as a recruit for the Goons, never making the big-time because he always fired his chest-cannon too slowly. "Hey," he thought, "maybe if I keep my beard lit on fire, I can do this faster." BOOM, promoted.
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I said: "Sir, you don't have a permit to park your mount here."
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I said: Some new asphalt should do the trick.
Priest
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I said: I hope you didn't disenchant your Shadow Word: Horror!
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I said: You'd be insane NOT to drink it!
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I said: Gadgetzan, where even the pet rocks have pet rocks.
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I said: Inkmaster Solia had to figure out how to tattoo feathers.
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I said: Filled with electrolytes!
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I said: His job is to spy on the Goons and the Jade Lotus, but he's OBVIOUSLY a dragon so it's pretty hard work.
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I said: Gadgetzan Writer’s Award goes to the player who writes the most compelling fanfic about why this Arakkoa has a golden frog in his hand!
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I said: "Could you do me a favor and get the keys from Kazakus?"
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I said: No one was brave enough to fire the dragon in person… so they made the potion do it.
Rogue
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I said: There is something funny about this coin… can't quite put my finger on it…
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I said: Is it just me, or is there something fishy about that ferryman?
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I said: Good news is, after you remove it from your wound, you can use it to pay your medical bills!
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I said: He's so good at swarming, he can swarm all by himself!
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I said: WE WENT THERE!
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I said: Aya even staged an intervention once, but Shaku still insists that he is not a hoarder.
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I said: He used to be Aya's tutor, but she fired him for bugging her too much.
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I said: For 5000g, you can just give the Jade Lotus any name and they will assassinate and/or embarrass them.
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I said: You can't just leave a Luckydo somewhere. You gotta keep 'em with you! Especially in Gadgetzan!
Shaman
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I said: INFINITE LOOP!
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I said: Ragnaros looked down. He looked like some kind of War Golem. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME," he yelled. But all that came out was a deep grinding sound. He began to cry.
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I said: "Best manicure ever!" - Aya Blackpaw
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I said: When you really need a job done… but you don't really care if it gets done right.
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I said: Jade Lightning, goooo Jade Lightning!
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I said: Waterspeakers can tell the future! So the Jade Lotus employs them to speculate on the Auction House.
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I said: If you think her Illidan and Sylvanas cosplay is great, wait till you see her Reno Jackson!
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I said: My life for Aya!
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I said: Seeing his Jade Golem grow up into the tall, handsome 6/6 standing before him was the proudest moment of his life.
Warlock
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I said: You know what really makes my blood boil? The skyrocketing price of Bloodfury potions!
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I said: Get the ingredients wrong on ONE healing potion and they take your license. What a world!
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I said: There's a fine line between "potion" and "grenade". Wait. Actually, there's not.
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I said: The trick is soaking the crystals in warm milk to soften them up.
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I said: Pretty harmless unless you're a Seadevil.
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I said: Kazakus has a squad of imps bottling Felfire round-the-clock and he *still* can't keep up with demand.
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I said: She ships illicit mana crystals around the world in packages marked: FUNNEL CAKE.
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I said: The Kabal print this on every package of illicit Mana Crystals: WARNING - DO NOT PUT WITHIN REACH OF ABYSSALS. THIS IS NOT APPROVED FOR USE BY FLAMING DEMONS OF ANY KIND.
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I said: Spicklefizz pondered his life choices as he looked at the chain around his neck. "Become a warlock," they said. "You get to enslave demons," they said.
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I said: Well… a guy who knows a guy.
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I said: Grapplehammer is the horrible mind behind the Automatic Piranha Launcher (banned in 7 districts)!
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I said: Happy to defend any public offender!
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I said: If you're sleeping with the fishes, we highly suggest not bringing an electric blanket.
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I said: It fell off a kodo, I promise!
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I said: "I don't know a lot about used GvG cards, so I'm going to have to call in an expert."
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I said: For the goon that wants to make a fashion statement.
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I said: "You look like a Gadgetgun 3000-Mark IV man, am I right?"
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I said: The rent is cheap and she passes the savings onto YOU!