Kobolds và Catacombs
Kobolds and Catacombs
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I said: You especially don't want to make a dire mountain out of a dire mole hill.
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I said: It's certainly not civilized gibbering.
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I said: The mole of La Mancha rides again!
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I said: Takes double damage from wick-based weapons.
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I said: "Ok, your party has defeated the beetle." "I put it on my head." "What?" "I put it on my head. Like a hat."
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I said: Back in my day, we had to manually scorp.
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I said: As a kid, she fought with rocks. Now she fights with ROCK!
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I said: A pair of stout dwarves nearly averted the Cataclysm.
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I said: Qualifications: Born with pointy hat.
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I said: Horrible secret: The Darkness is immune to Arcane Missiles.
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I said: He is a champion, with no friends. He'll keep on fighting, til the end!
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I said: "Broken longsword is brand new shortsword." - Kobold Proverb
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I said: His clothing is "ratty" in more ways than one.
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I said: Auditioning for the next Fungal Idol.
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I said: He got that way from looking into a mirror.
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I said: Do you want to eat an adventurer? I want to eat an adventurer!
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I said: You had to put the portable hole inside the bag of holding, didn't you?!
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I said: Her name seems a bit cheesy.
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I said: Politer than his brother, the cursing disciple, but far more evil.
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I said: Having a furnace-mouth is really handy for a blacksmith.
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I said: Keeps his two cents to himself.
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I said: A courser is a courser of course, of course, she's more of a unicorn than a horse...
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I said: The result of a tragic accident involving a Defias Thug, a Wand of Polymorph, and a bundle of Fel Lotus.
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I said: I would rather light a single candle than curse the darkness. But I'm willing to do both.
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I said: Tyrant is such a strong word.
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I said: He's always grumpy until he's eaten his first barista of the morning.
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I said: The result of centuries of terrible sanitation.
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I said: Fungalmancy is the easy major for those who can't cut it at Waxmancy.
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I said: Behold, the unstoppable power of MOSS!
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I said: This card really breaks out of the mold.
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I said: The original telemarketer.
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I said: His breath smells like agony and despair, which is still better than most troggs.
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I said: How can he be hungry… if he's Ettin!?
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I said: It likes the smell of dead things, which is curious, as it has no visible nose.
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I said: Float like a Faerie Dragon, sting like a Hivequeen.
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I said: Sometimes she'll summon a Doomsayer. Out of spite.
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I said: Qualifications: Found pointy hat.
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I said: Management of the Kobold Empire requires a careful balance between a lack of social services and fiscal irresponsibility.
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I said: My name is Marin the Fox. You took my treasure. Prepare to die.
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I said: It's wurms all the way down.
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I said: Which came first? The dragon or the dragonhatcher?
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I said: His adventuring party consists of Goldshire Footman, Frostwolf Grunt and Hadronox.
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I said: Local villagers call her "Naps Under the Mountain."
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I said: Make like a tree… and gain armor.
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I said: In ancient woods, elves fought the curse\nThe demon’s shadow to disperse\nBut hatred raged and frail souls turned\nNow horned and hooved their forests burned.
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I said: Sparkliest of the seven deadly sprites.
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I said: Astral kitty litter is surprisingly hard to find.
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I said: Three paths diverged in a darkened hall, and I –\nI took the one less traveled by,\nAnd got eaten by a slime.
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I said: Marketed as a "rust-proof iron golem."
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I said: The Guild used oak trees until they all turned to ash.
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I said: For druids who want to branch out.
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I said: We suggest crafting Ixlid; he'll grow on you. Literally.
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I said: Favorite sandwich? Grizzled cheese.
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I said: Once called Cahn’delar, Shortbow of the Ancient Whisker.
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I said: Not all who wander are lost. This one is lost though, for sure.
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I said: Can be upgraded into a Cave Lurker.
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I said: Wolves to the left and arrows to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you.
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I said: An emerald stone for Tauren hands\nWho sought its strength to save their lands\nTheir tribes now lost, their rage released\nWho’s hunting now? And who’s the beast?
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I said: I hunt alone. Well, me and Misha. And Huffer. And Leokk.
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I said: "It could be worse!" "It's worse."
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I said: Rhok'delar is ready to Rhok'de'casbah!
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I said: She’s not one of those treehugger elves – but she does like the occasional cuddle.
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I said: Next turn, this is going to be AMAZING.
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I said: Ethereal armor dissipates in 6 hours which can cause extreme awkwardness for first time buyers.
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I said: The final stone undid its master\nSpun into wards by nameless caster\nAzari wailed a savage roar\nNow sealed in nether, evermore.
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I said: Quoth the raven, 'Does yours cost more?'
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I said: Sometimes it's safer NOT to read the warning signs.
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I said: The shortest distance between two points is a leyline.
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I said: "Pick a card, any card. Wait! No! Not that one!" - Last words of previous owner
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I said: “C’mon Hucklemuck. She’ll never notice if we take just one little coin.”
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I said: PHENOMENAL ARCANE POWER…itty bitty living space.
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I said: Her secret is using a gentle voice and carrying a baggie of hotdogs.
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I said: Hard time: 6-10 turns for candle-nappin'.
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I said: In ages old, when Ancients broke\nAzari of the Legion spoke\nTo tempt the mortals: gems of power\n The weak succumbed, their souls devoured.
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I said: Also known as "Liquid Courage."
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I said: Wish #1: funnel cakes. Wish #2: funnel cakes. Wish #3: FUNNEL CAKES.
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I said: When all you have is an unidentified maul, everything else looks like an unidentified nail.
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I said: More personal than a text to arms.
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I said: Ding!\n\nGrats.
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I said: Standard issue recruit gear: 1 silver sword, 1 Lordaeron insignia, 2 bags of crystal kibble.
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I said: Recently unearthed in one of the deepest kobold caves. Traded for a large candle.
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I said: A diet of pure magic is great for the complexion but wreaks havoc on one's mood.
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I said: She prefers calling it "Psionic Tickling."
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I said: Crafted by Deathwing's goblin horde, but the dragon added the rainbow sparkles himself.
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I said: You hear a coin rattling inside the slotted gargoyle...What could it mean?
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I said: The dragons mostly keep him around as a snack.
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I said: If you’re experiencing resurrection sickness, press 1.
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I said: "Here, taste this." (Slurp) "What is it?" "I don't know, I found it in one of the labs."
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I said: Waking up at the break of dusk is just not as impressive.
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I said: A diamond, white, this stone the eighth\nA precious jewel for those of faith\nA whispered prayer restores the lost\nBut none among them know the cost.
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I said: Everybody! Hit the deck!
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I said: Follows adventurers, seeking the ultimate time magic: the ability to reload.
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I said: But it has a soft spot for emperors.
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I said: They call her the candled vandal.
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I said: Reported.
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I said: Works on weapons, missiles, and taxes.
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I said: You thought he was your bro-bold, but turns out he's your foe-bold.
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I said: Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like a 1/1 is watching.
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I said: "After that gig in Hamlin went south, I swore off rats."
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I said: What’s worse? Seeing the spider, or NOT seeing the spider, but knowing it’s somewhere in your deck?
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I said: He can make ANYTHING look like a candle.
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I said: The trolls of old embraced the gift\nA jewel of black for daggers swift\nNo party lasts who finds the stone\nThose wielding it soon stand alone.
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I said: They grow up so fast.
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I said: Shamans always have the firmest handshakes.
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I said: To truly understand candles, it takes YEARS of quiet contemplation.
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I said: Déjà Dude.
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I said: It's filled with electrolytes!
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I said: All that remained from the first kobold colony: a single talisman and the word "Flamestrike."
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I said: Don't ever doubt Al'Akir's love for basic totems.
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I said: The grumbling grew to a mighty rumbling, and out of the caverns the kobolds came tumbling.
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I said: A stone of blue, embraced with glee\nBy murloc lords beneath the sea\nSoon numberless they swarmed the shore\nFirst two, then four, then more...and more...
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I said: When asked what the runes do, the tauren smith smiled: "A little of this, a little of that..."
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I said: "Don't worry about the fine print. Just sign here."
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I said: Kobolds sort books using a gooey decimal system.
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I said: Fortunately he has an even number of fingers.
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I said: RUN FROM SKY CANDLES! THEY BURN! RUN!
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I said: The hook is just an accessory. He can reave just fine without it.
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I said: A purple stone Azari carved\nFor dark hearts, craving, power-starved.\nThe first to bow, the warlock Rin,\nEmbraced the darkness, slew her kin.
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I said: If you don't keep up with your payments, it'll be a repossessed lackey.
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I said: Signed and sealed, she delivers oblivion.
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I said: Never let it hold your checkbook.
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I said: CAUTION: DO NOT SCRATCH NOSE.
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I said: Kobolds use anything for armor: Pots, pans, garbage cans… even other kobolds.
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I said: What is best in life? To make candle. To keep candle. To hear lamentations of candle-takers.
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I said: Look. Cautious Flurries will only get you so far in life.
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I said: Thrilling adventure! Danger guaranteed! Loot uncertain! Death optional! Who’s with me?
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I said: Perfectly accessorized to attract adventurers.
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I said: The kobold stared at the bundle for a long time. “Ah hah!” he said. “It’s a shield.”
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I said: To dwarves of stone the demon called\nWith promises of might, enthralled\nIn grasping greed they found their doom\nForever bound in mithril tombs.
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I said: Once crafted a gauntlet out of earwax and pure ambition.
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I said: Turn that frown into TWO frowns!