Hành trình đến Un'Goro
The Journey to Un'Goro
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I said: She rules the emerald hive at the end of the yellow brick trail.
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I said: Not to be confused with clubbing enthusiast Emerald Raver.
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I said: Archnemeses: small children with glass jars.
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I said: Ice, ice, baby!
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I said: Universally adored by both control decks and ninjas.
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I said: Doesn't like to adapt unless others are watching. Some minions are such show-offs.
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I said: Loves crab meat. Fears crabs.
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I said: Stubbornly pursuing its dream to become Azeroth's fastest animal!
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I said: Currently in an anger management class with Raging Worgen, Grommash Hellscream, and The Angry Chicken. It isn't helping.
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I said: A key ingredient in all discerning Funnel Cake recipes.
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I said: Often misunderstood, it's just that he likes to use the eggs as pillows.
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I said: Float like a butterfly, sting like a giant wasp!
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I said: Three time winner of the Un'Goro weapon eating contest.
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I said: Loves goblins. In a light cream sauce.
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I said: We wanted to name him "Ingenious Elemental", but he just wasn't that bright.
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I said: Lookout is a self-appointed title that's mostly an excuse to beat things up.
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I said: Aww. So cute. Want to feed him another finger?
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I said: Briefly tried stand-up comedy under the name "Stonehill Offender", but turtles are just too thin-skinned.
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I said: If you won't come to the tar pits, we'll bring them to you!
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I said: What? THUNDER LIZARD is adapting!
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I said: A youngster who is truly hungry for self-improvement.
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I said: Also inordinately excited for cupcakes.
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I said: This is what happens when you use a volcano as a bird bath.
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I said: "Low, low rents! Must enjoy a nomadic lifestyle. Quasi-sentient, bipedal, amphibious humanoids ONLY!"
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I said: She sees the fate of anyone she meets, but it's always the same: dinosaur attack.
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I said: Level 40 Tortollan Paladins quest to tame a Stegodon. There are no level 41 Tortollan Paladins.
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I said: I am the Voraxx. I speak for the weeds.
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I said: He spends a lot of time keeping himself in stoneshape.
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I said: It's actually only the middle head that's bitter. The others are sweet and spicy.
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I said: Reno taught her that blazing her own trail is a lot more fun than following someone else's map.
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I said: Roc eggs are great in omelettes, sandwiches, and as bait to turn poachers into bird food.
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I said: He's doing his best, but his mom thinks that if he had just applied himself in school Kalimos would be working for HIM.
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I said: Goes by the online handle "KoolKrusher99."
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I said: The goblin travel agency lost his luggage, but he's still having a great vacation!
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I said: It's gotten a bit long in the tooth.
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I said: For when a flamecaller just won't do.
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I said: Bet you can't eat just one murloc!
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I said: Aspiring meteorologist!
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I said: Always fun to say out loud "VOL-CA-NO-SAUUUR!"
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I said: What happens when a dinosaur mixes soda and pop rocks.
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I said: Before he became a rap artist.
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I said: I see pizza in my future.
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I said: Still salty about it not being the "Year of the Mastodon."
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I said: Between you and me, Ozruk is a bit obsessed with his body.
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I said: Evolved the really long neck to spy on its neighbors.
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I said: You can make your own Earthen Scales at home. Step 1: Roll around in the dirt. Step 2: Magic.
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I said: Forming the Golakka Crater was the end of Barnabus' disastrous career as a dancer.
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I said: In the Tortollan tongue, Un’goro is known as the “Land of the Lost and Found.”
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I said: And so the bartender says, “Why the long neck?”
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I said: The most powerful mushrooms are commonly found in boxes marked with "?".
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I said: Master of the Three Shell Monte.
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I said: If you truly love your mana, set it free.
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I said: Always sticking its neck into other people’s business.
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I said: Must be something it ate.
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I said: Millennia of evolutionary pressures turned his species into the Faerie Dragons we know today.
Hunter
Class: Hunter
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I said: It’s not LITERALLY jeweled. The goblins were terribly disappointed.
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I said: They’re just baby teeth. Lots and lots of baby teeth.
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I said: Many hunters long for the pitter-patter of enormous feet.
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I said: Question: What's scarier, one giant angry dinosaur or 15 smaller vicious ones? Answer: AHHHHHHH THEY FOUND MEEEEEE
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I said: Wasn't clever enough to go AROUND the electric fence.
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I said: Anyone can dinomance. Just put your lips together and RAAWWWAARGGGH.
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I said: Ooh. I'll have a bite of this, and of this, and of this...
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I said: Likes to scare his friends half to death.
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I said: Ferocious in combat… and even more terrifying in pet battles.
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I said: Swamp King Dred, more like Swamp King Dead, amiright?
Mage
Class: Mage
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Class: Mage
I said: Although powerful, the incantation is simple. It’s just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right.
Class: Mage
I said: What did you draw? Shhhh… it’s a secret.
Class: Mage
I said: Oh, a wise geyser eh?
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I said: It's the Ancient Tol'vir symbol for "Whoops!"
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I said: If you strike her down, she shall become more powerful than you can possibly… well, she'll become a 6/6 anyways.
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I said: HATES being summoned for Kirin Tor party lighting.
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I said: Nice spell. YOINK!
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I said: Dang, I'm looking pretty hot!
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I said: Explorers nicknamed him the Teapot Elemental.
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I said: When you absolutely, positively have to kill all the dinosaurs.
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Paladin
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I said: Pray for salvation. If that fails, pray for extra horns or bigger teeth.
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I said: George and Karl were never heard from again.
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I said: “Impossible!” exclaimed the Silver Hand Recruit, his eyes filled with fear. Uther shook his head, turning the crystal until it caught the light: “Life finds a way.”
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I said: Murloc hydrologists are pretty rare. Most murloc undergrads pick computer science.
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I said: Sure, he'll return your stuff. OVER HIS DEAD BODY!
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I said: “Come now, Johnston. I think those horns are quite fetching on you.”
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I said: What beats cavalry? Dinosaur cavalry.
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I said: Ironically, his favorite number is 4.
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I said: George and Karl! Thank the Light we found you!
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I said: Comes with fries and a drink.
Priest
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I said: They keep hitting the Snooze button.
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I said: By accepting this healing, you agree to the following terms…
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I said: Being made of light has its disadvantages, but at least it's always looking on the bright side.
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I said: It's a literal lava lamp!
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I said: This one’s a bird. And here’s a bunny!
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I said: George promised to be good. But it's easy for little Glimmerroots to forget.
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I said: Mirage is actually the name of its long-lost cat.
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I said: A hero... In a half-shell.
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I said: Arise, fair sun, and kill my envious foes. They don't have a legendary as beautiful as you.
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I said: Bingo! Minion DNA!
Rogue
Class: Rogue
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I said: It's the good kind of hallucination.
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I said: Why can't it ever be The Taverns Below?
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I said: AKA Edwin VanLeaf.
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I said: The reason why there are no zombies in Un'goro.
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I said: The result of a fundamental misunderstanding of the phrase "flower power".
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I said: Like Deadly Poison, but deadlier.
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I said: Jinx!
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I said: You know you’re a Rogue when a sharp rock makes you go “Ooh! Dagger!”
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I said: A Tortollan gardener's worst nightmare.
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I said: 'Cause slayers gonna slay, slay, slay, slay, slay.
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Shaman
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I said: Makes a mean puff pastry.
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I said: Form feet and legs! Form arms and body! Oh. Sorry. I was thinking about Mechafin.
Class: Shaman
I said: Good for summoning elementals. Great for making s'mores.
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I said: Emits a sound only murlocs can hear, which is good because it’s REALLY annoying.
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I said: NONE SHALL PASS until at least an hour after eating.
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I said: I guess you can say they’re… “soul survivors.”
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I said: Also good for removing pesky stains.
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I said: Many young shaman summon a volcano as their first school project.
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I said: He and his friends just want to rock out.
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I said: All that's missing is a little heart.
Warlock
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I said: They asked, “And what must we give in return?” Gul’dan lowered his hood and answered: “Six… cards…”
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I said: Help save mana. Donate blood today!
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I said: A bit of a snob: still refuses to drive anything with automatic transmission.
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I said: The most terrifying of Un’goro magics is both silent… AND deadly.
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I said: Ear to the ground, he carefully interpreted the chittering noises: “You wanna cast a spell? I wanna cast a spell!”
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I said: Guaranteed to track tar all over your carpet.
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I said: For better results, feed your pterrordax low-fat, high-fiber minions.
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I said: True, they're only 1/1s, but they eat as much as most 4/4s!
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I said: Hi, Tar here. Long time lurking, first time taunting…
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I said: As that old saying goes: "you don't get into dinomancing to make friends."
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Warrior
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I said: Why does an active volcano need to be defended? To save its ash.
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I said: Week 6. I remain covered head to toe with scales. They do not yet realize that I am not a dinosaur.
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I said: It’s a sword! It’s a knife! It’s a swizzle-stick!
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I said: The Draenei are seriously considering cancelling "Bring Your Murderous Pet to Work Day."
Class: Warrior
I said: It turns out cards DO grow on trees!
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I said: His mom could beat up your mom.
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I said: Being hurt can make you another person.
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I said: "It's an herbivore. How dangerous can it be?" - Famous last words
Class: Warrior
I said: Tar Lord, man... legendary monster? Aw, forget it.
Class: Warrior
I said: He's a terror at concerts.