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Goblins vs Gnomes
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I said: The engineering equivalent of a "Kick Me" sticker.
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I said: Clockwork gnomes are always asking what time it is.
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I said: After a while, you don't see the cogs and sprockets. All you see is a robot, a spider tank, a deathray...
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I said: The inventor of the Annoy-o-Tron was immediately expelled from Tinkerschool, Tinkertown, and was eventually exiled from the Eastern Kingdoms altogether.
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I said: How is this supposed to work? Your enemies think, "Hey! Cute sheep!" and run over to cuddle it?
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I said: "Shhh, I think I hear something."\n\n"Ah, it's probably nothing." - Every Henchman
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I said: Mechs that summon mechs? What's next? Donuts that summon donuts? Mmmmm.
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I said: This card is the real thing.
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I said: He pays homage to Morgl, the great murloc oracle! (Who doesn't??)
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I said: For when you didn’t combobulate quite right the first time around.
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I said: If you hear someone yell, "Cannonball!" you're about to get wet. Or crushed.
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I said: The only thing worse than smelling troggs is listening to their poetry.
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I said: To operate, this contraption needs a hula doll on the dashboard. Otherwise it's just a “falling machine.”
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I said: The gnomes are valiant and ready to return to their irradiated, poorly ventilated homeland!
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I said: He's legitimately surprised every time he turns himself into a chicken.
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I said: He’s not such a binge exploder anymore. These days, he only explodes socially.
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I said: Hobgoblins are meeting next week to discuss union benefits. First on the list: dental plan.
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I said: "LUMOS!" is not what they yell. What do you think this is, Hogwarts?
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I said: Warlocks have the town exorcist on speed dial in case they unleash the wrong demon.
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I said: Ogres have really terrible short-term chocolate.
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I said: "What if we put guns on it?" -Fizzblitz, staring at the spider-transportation-machine
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I said: Won't you take me to... Tinkertown?
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I said: There was some hard talk between gnome magi and engineers about inventing this mech.
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I said: He's burly because he does CrossFit.
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I said: His enhancements are gluten free!
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I said: This robot is a lean, mean, butlerin' machine.
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I said: They pretend to be wise and enlightened, but they mostly just hate to be left out of a secret.
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I said: The message, "If found, please return to Mulgore," is tattooed on his rear.
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I said: The yetis of Chillwind Point are a source of both inspiration and savage beatings.
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I said: He is sometimes found hiding in the treasure chest in the Gurubashi Arena.
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I said: Once upon a time, only goblins piloted shredders. These days, everyone from Doomsayer to Lorewalker Cho seems to ride one.
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I said: They don't make 'em like they used to! (Because of explosions, mostly.)
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I said: PREPARE PARTY SERVOS FOR IMMEDIATE DEPLOYMENT.
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I said: He lobbies Orgrimmar daily on behalf of bombs.
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I said: So reaver. Much fel. Wow.
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I said: It's hard to make a living as a hunter in a world where beasts instantly reappear minutes after you kill them.
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I said: One bot's junk is another bot's AWESOME UPGRADE!
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I said: Dang, Bomber, calm down.
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I said: Do not push the big red button!
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I said: He's recently recovered from being a "scurvy dog."
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I said: Gazlowe was voted "Most Likely to Explode" in high school.
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I said: Mogor helped reopen the Dark Portal once. You know you're in trouble when you have to rely on an ogre.
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I said: The pinnacle of goblin engineering. Includes an espresso machine and foot massager.
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I said: Something about power converters.
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I said: MARVEL AT HIS MIGHT!
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I said: He keeps earthinating the countryside despite attempts to stop him.
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I said: Foe reaping is really not so different from harvest reaping, at the end of the day.
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I said: There is a factory in Tanaris for crafting force-tanks, but it only ever made two, because of cost overruns.
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I said: When Sneed was defeated in the Deadmines, his shredder was sold at auction to an anonymous buyer. (Probably Hogger.)
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I said: He was obsessed with explosives until he discovered knitting. Now he yells, “SWEATERS! MORE SWEATERS!”
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I said: He and Mountain Giant don't get along.
Druid
Class: Druid
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I said: It's adorable! AND OH MY GOODNESS WHY IS IT EATING MY FACE
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I said: Likes: Hiking and the great outdoors. Dislikes: Goblin shredders and sandals. (Can’t find any that fit!).
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I said: The Druids of the Fang live in the Wailing Caverns. They wear cool snake shirts and tell snake jokes and say "bro" a lot.
Class: Druid
I said: Don't worry; we fired the person who named this card.
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I said: Crushes buildings with his BEAR hands.
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I said: Druidic recycling involves putting plastics in one bin and enemy minions in another bin.
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I said: When Malorne isn't mauling hordes of demons, he enjoys attending parties, though he prefers to go stag.
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I said: Healing: It grows on trees!
Hunter
Class: Hunter
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I said: Real hunters tame hungry crabs.
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I said: The hardest part about doing a "Feign Death" convincingly is learning how to make the right smell. It takes a lot of commitment.
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I said: For the times when a regular bazooka just isn't enough.
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I said: Goblins seldom have the patience for sniping. Most prefer lobbing explosives.
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I said: Don't leave them out in the rain. In Un'Goro Crater there is a whole colony of rust-tooth leapers.
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I said: "Cobra Shot" hurts way, way, way more than "Cobra Cuddle."
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I said: He never sleeps. Not even in the mighty jungle.
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I said: The Sen'jin High football team is The Gahz'rillas.
Mage
Class: Mage
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I said: Calling something a flamecannon really doesn't do much to distinguish it from other goblin devices.
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I said: Do the slow chant when he waddles by: "Chug! Chug! Chug!"
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I said: The denizens of Azeroth have no idea how much work goes into stabilizing portals. We spend like 30% of GDP on portal upkeep.
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I said: The inventor of the goblin shredder is involved in several patent disputes with the inventor of the soot spewer.
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I said: Medivh's echo haunts Karazhan, eternally cheating at chess and Hearthstone.
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I said: If you can't find a bomb to throw, just pick up any goblin invention and throw that.
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I said: Bane of spellcasters and spelling bees everywhere.
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I said: Mimiron likes to take the Flame Leviathan out on some sweet joyrides.
Paladin
Class: Paladin
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I said: The walrus of Light restores EIGHT Health.
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I said: He chooses to believe what he is programmed to believe!
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I said: So you ripped this out of a machine, carved some runes on it, stuck it on a handle, and now it's a weapon of great divine power? Seems legit.
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I said: "I'm bringing the guacamole!" – One of the most successful (yet rare) Silver Hand rallying cries
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I said: The Scarlet Crusade is doing market research to find out if the "Mauve Crusade" would be better received.
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I said: Spoiler alert: Bolvar gets melted and then sits on an ice throne and everyone forgets about him.
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I said: Guardians used to be built out of Adamantium, but production got moved to Gadgetzan and Cobalt was cheap.
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I said: His specialty? Dividing things into four pieces.
Priest
Class: Priest
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I said: "Light it up!" - Command given to both Lightwardens and Goblins holding Flamecannons.
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I said: Shadowbomber does her job, but she's kind of phoning it in at this point.
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I said: Punching is its primary function. Also, its secondary function.
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I said: After the debacle of the Gnomish World Enlarger, gnomes are wary of size-changing inventions.
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I said: Velen wrote a "Lovely Card" for Tyrande with a picture of the Deeprun Tram that said "I Choo-Choo-Choose you!"
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I said: It's the same as the previous generation but they slapped the word "upgraded" on it to sell it for double.
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I said: Vol'jin is a shadow hunter, which is like a shadow priest except more voodoo.
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I said: This is what happens when you allow goblins to be priests.
Rogue
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I said: This guy is excellent at adjusting your haircut and/or height.
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I said: When pirates say there is no "Eye" in "team," they are very literal about it.
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I said: For tightening cogs and smashin' troggs!
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I said: Mechs like learning from him because he really speaks their language.\n\n0110100001101001
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I said: Rogues can't stand it. They know you planned it! They are going to set you straight!
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I said: "Get ready to strike oil!" - Super-cheesy battle cry
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I said: He didn't have the grades to get into ninja school, but his dad pulled some strings.
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I said: Gallywix believes in supply and demand. He supplies the beatings and demands you pay up!
Shaman
Class: Shaman
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Class: Shaman
I said: Snap! This card! Pop!
Class: Shaman
I said: You can usually find these at the totemist's market on Saturdays.
Class: Shaman
I said: If you pay a little extra, you can get it in "candy-apple red."
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I said: People assume that shamans control the elements, but really, they have to ask them stuff and the elements are like, "Yeah ok, sure."
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I said: "Hey! Ancestors!" - Ancestor's call
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I said: He just closes his eyes and goes for it. Raarararrrarar!
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I said: The elements respond to anyone who calls them for a worthy cause, even if you call them by yelling, "MRGHRGLGLGL!"
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I said: Neptulon is "The Tidehunter". He’s one of the four elemental lords. And he and Ragnaros get together and make really amazing saunas.
Warlock
Class: Warlock
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I said: If you're looking to make an "Emo" deck, this card is perfect!
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I said: Her sister is the Mistress of Pane who sells windows and shower doors.
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I said: The box says, "New and improved, with 200% more fel!"
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I said: The shrapnel is waaaaay worse than the explosion.
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I said: Virtually every member of the pro demon lobby is a warlock. Weird.
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I said: "Evil Eye Watcher of Doom" was the original name, but marketing felt it was a bit too aggressive.
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I said: The Dark Animus is evil and mysterious and huge and unable to write sentences that utilize proper grammar.
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I said: Mal'Ganis doesn't like being betrayed, so if you discard him, watch out.
Warrior
Class: Warrior
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I said: Mass production of warbots was halted when it was discovered that they were accidentally being produced at "sample size."
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I said: Only goblins would think this was a good idea. Even they are starting to have their doubts.
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I said: Simple, misguided, and incredibly dangerous. You know, like most things ogre.
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I said: If it breaks, just kick it a couple of times while yelling "Durn thing!"
Class: Warrior
I said: Wintergrasp Keep's only weakness!
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I said: The Iron Juggernaut guards Orgrimmar and has just earned the "Employee of the Month" award!
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I said: She has three shieldbearers in her party to supply her with back ups when she gets low on durability.
Class: Warrior
I said: Using this card on your enemies is one of the best things in life, according to some barbarians.