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I said: They're Dr. Boom's babies. His baby boomers.
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I said: Its project name was KAN-GA. The little one was R-00.
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I said: "See you later bot"\n- Jaina
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I said: Her suit was fitted using a scale model.
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I said: Also known as a power zinc.
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I said: He goes by Bzzzzt Aldrin.
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I said: Double-majoring in culinary sciences was definitely a mistake.
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I said: After a stressful work day it really needs an outlet.
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I said: She's on a bomb voyage.
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I said: Her friends call her "Shuffleupugus".
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I said: Her hair was always like that.
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I said: "You have my shield! And the rest of me too."
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I said: More Boom for your buck.
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I said: Best-selling author of "How to Make Friends You Completely Control."
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I said: Proper grammar would be "sprung rocket."
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I said: It was fitting in fine until it gathered nuts and bolts.
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I said: When it absolutely, positively, has to blow up overnight.
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I said: She wanders realities, taking on many forms. One was a unicorn princess.
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I said: "Surrender. You have 10 mana to comply."
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I said: New facial recognition systems keep out the Lorewalkers and Doomsayers.
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I said: It's a car!\n*Whomp whomp whomp*\nIt's a robot!\n*Whomp whom-CRUNCH*\nIt's… three.. smaller robots!
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I said: Rage alongside the machine.
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I said: It'll be fine. It's not like they have any reason to hate us.
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I said: From the prestigious Westfall Wonderfuls.
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I said: "I said this looks like a job for me\nSo everybody just follow me\n'Cause we need a little E.M.P.\n'Cause it feels so mechy without me…"
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I said: "I shall build a mighty golden paladin! And he will GREET the WORLD!"
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I said: Help me, worthy opponent. You're my only hope.
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I said: You leave Deathstalker Rexxar alone in the lab for TWO minutes…
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I said: Ironic. It could recycle others, but not itself.
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I said: Dress for the bomb you want, not the bomb you have.
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I said: The original clever girl.
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I said: WAR! GEAR! What is it good for?
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I said: Everything but the kitchen sink. Oh wait, there's one on his back.
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I said: We ran out of jars, so we started putting brains in other stuff.
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I said: Sadly the warranty does not cover fireballs or acts of Boom.
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I said: "Well if I didn't build the whelp and YOU didn't build the whelp…"
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I said: We asked, "Where do the missiles go?" and he answered, "Yes."
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I said: Preferred weapon of Dr. Boom's orthodontist.
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I said: "You're a Sagittarius? Me too! Just gimme a sec."
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I said: Leave them alone for two minutes and they go right into sleep mode.
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I said: "Your software will fail. Your users will abandon you. You are already obsolete."
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I said: Step 1: Grow giant evil strawberry.\nStep 2: ????\nStep 3: Rule Azeroth!
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I said: How much gloop could Floop's Gloop gloop if Floop's Gloop\ncould gloop gloop?
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I said: He's teaching his little buddy to talk, but all it says is, "I am Gloop."
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I said: We'll put a happy tree right here... and give him a little friend.
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I said: Of all the scientists, he has the most knowledge (when measured in volume).
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I said: It's not juicy at all. IT'S JUST MESSING WITH YOUR HEAD.
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I said: That racial bonus to Herbalism finally paid off.
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I said: Unlike gnomes, dreampetals grow more than 3 feet tall.
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I said: "Are you sure that's enough gloop?"\n\n"Hold on."
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I said: The latest advancement in\nhippo-botany.
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I said: The secret is... There is no plan!
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I said: Me throw face.
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I said: Goes great with Cyber-Salsa.
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I said: She learns by trial and error. Mostly error.
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I said: "Ha ha! Glork looks ridiculous! ...Glork? Glork?"
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I said: Keeps getting banned for toxic behavior.
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I said: Wrecks a dude, any size. Catches thieves, eats those guys. Look out! Here comes a Spider Bomb!
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I said: If at first you don't succeed, die, die again.
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I said: Every good plan requires a bit of patience. And a lot of explosives.
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I said: It used to be a Ba-zooka but we ran out of sheep.
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I said: Literally starstruck.
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I said: Let's see what's behind rift number one!
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I said: Casting with the stars.
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I said: Abstract: Analyzing systemic applications of coldlight data sets vis-a-vis shuffle-related paradigms. Conclusion: Yay, cards!
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I said: She's Dr. Boom's right-hand mage.
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I said: INGREDIENTS: STAR-STUFF, \nBLUE #1, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS.
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I said: Sometimes science is more art than science. A lot of people don’t get that.
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I said: Some say the world will end in fire. Some say in ice. Why not BOTH?
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I said: All signs point to Antonidas.
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I said: Luna became head of the astronomy department when her boss invented the Pocket Black Hole.
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I said: We call it the bubble machine.
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I said: They tried for weeks to make a stealth version, but eventually decided to just let it glow.
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I said: He wants to tank, but Boom always makes him play support.
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I said: "The Light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's more of a juice, really."
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I said: Every ten seconds it asks if you want to update.
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I said: Mined exclusively from the dark side of the moon.
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I said: When you need more iron in your diet.
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I said: Actually works by enlarging the rest of the world.
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I said: "Windell! More light!"\n\n"I'm givin' it all she's got, Kangor!"
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I said: "That's three, Kangor. Three isn't endless."\n- Countess Ashmore
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I said: "Help! I've fallen and I can't get down!"
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I said: “Now I feel... REALLY icky.”
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I said: Zerek got sick of fighting over the remote.
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I said: Shortstop on N'zoth's softball team.
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I said: All the better to hug you with!
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I said: She feels waiting for healing makes you appreciate it more.
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I said: Available as a bundle, along with Power Words: Detonate, Animate, Annihilate, and Paper Weight.
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I said: It's hard to call her reckless when it's clear she knows what she's doing.
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I said: His original name was Aerek. Then the first clone was Berek. They went evil around Merek.
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I said: Cloning can be a jarring experience.
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I said: Join the chemistry lab! We've got all the solutions.
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I said: Once you hop, you just can't stop!
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I said: Grab death by the handle.
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I said: Elite Tauren Chieftain's next hit single.
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I said: The tenth Pyroblast really felt like overkill.
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I said: "Well we HAD it contained. Then you went and gave it legs!"
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I said: You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps.
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I said: On her first day on the job, Myra removed the smoke detectors.
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I said: What could go wrong?
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I said: Two near-death experiences for the price of one!
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I said: Working in a shaman's lab, it's important to be well-grounded.
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I said: Batteries have three components: Cathode, Anode, and Overload.
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I said: It's just a Tempest Tantrum.
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I said: Electra stores her elementals in the cloud.
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I said: Has a side-business selling her lipstick shade, "Omega Red."
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I said: "The coin? You used me for THE COIN!?"
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I said: Best drank after a stiff gale.
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I said: Most of his friends are still Metalheads.
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I said: Genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% drawing your Deathwing.
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I said: Finally, Electra can work from home.
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I said: People called him a soulless monster. We're not sure this is better.
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I said: Worst field trip ever.
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I said: Another group project where Jaraxxus doesn't do any work.
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I said: Might take a few episodes to power up.
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I said: Conclusion: Nothing there.
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I said: What's worse than finding two imps in your lab? Only finding one of them.
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I said: Why did the demon cross the streams? To get to The Other Side.
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I said: They don't just find the truth. They give it a ten second head start, then hunt it down.
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I said: "Zerek! Stay out of my lab!"
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I said: She will NOT STOP until she gets tenure.
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I said: He's all beeps and smiles but you're just a walking pile of armor to him.
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I said: They told Dr. Boom he could only pick one. He disagreed.
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I said: This is the happiest moment of Grik's life. We'll miss him.
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I said: Harrison Jones was kicked off this project.
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I said: Star player on the inter-office Boomball team.
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I said: Boom's Second Law of Motion:\nHIT IT VERY HARD!
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I said: Insecurity detected. Alerting hugbots.
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I said: Why Beryllium? Because it's hard to spell.
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I said: "Of course I've gone mad with power. Ever try going mad without it?"
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I said: Dr. Boom ends his motivational speeches by dropping the mechs.