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Neutral
Class: Neutral
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I said: Don't bother asking her out on a date. She'll shoot you down.
Class: Neutral
I said: If 1/2 minions are all that is defending Goldshire, you would think it would have been overrun years ago.
Class: Neutral
I said: These are the brainy murlocs. It turns out that doesn’t mean much.
Class: Neutral
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Class: Neutral
I said: Mrrraggglhlhghghlgh, mrgaaag blarrghlgaahahl mrgggg glhalhah a bghhll graggmgmg Garrosh mglhlhlh mrghlhlhl!!
Class: Neutral
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I said: This card is boaring.
Class: Neutral
I said: Voodoo is an oft-misunderstood art. But it is art.
Class: Neutral
I said: Oozes love Flamenco. Don't ask.
Class: Neutral
I said: "Kill 30 raptors." - Hemet Nesingwary
Class: Neutral
I said: He just wants a hug. A sloppy... slimy... hug.
Class: Neutral
I said: Grunting is what his father did and his father before that. It's more than just a job.
Class: Neutral
I said: In the old days, Kobolds were the finest candle merchants in the land. Then they got pushed too far...
Class: Neutral
I said: "Death will rise, from the tides!"
Class: Neutral
I said: Even your flavor text has been deleted. Dang.
Class: Neutral
I said: "Half of this class will not graduate… since they'll have been turned to chickens." - Tinkmaster Overspark, teaching Gizmos 101.
Class: Neutral
I said: Edward "Lefty" Smith tried to make luggage out of a river crocolisk once.
Class: Neutral
I said: You don't see a lot of Dalaran warriors.
Class: Neutral
I said: "Ready! Aim! Drink!"
Class: Neutral
I said: "Bear Carcass 1/10"
Class: Neutral
I said: He likes to think he is powerful, but pretty much anyone can solo Molten Core now.
Class: Neutral
I said: "That's a 50 DKP minus!"
Class: Neutral
I said: Someone did mess with Tuskerr once. ONCE.
Class: Neutral
I said: They always have a spare flask of Sunwell Energy Drink™!
Class: Neutral
I said: He likes to act like he's in charge, but the silverback matriarch actually runs things.
Class: Neutral
I said: Orcish raiders ride wolves because they are well adapted to harsh environments, and because they are soft and cuddly.
Class: Neutral
I said: He always dreamed of coming down from the mountains and opening a noodle shop, but he never got the nerve.
Class: Neutral
I said: She is still working on installing the rocket launcher add-on for Mr. Bitey.
Class: Neutral
I said: She's never quite sure what she's making, she just knows it's AWESOME!
Class: Neutral
I said: His dreams of flying and breathing fire like his idol will never be realized.
Class: Neutral
I said: Training Ogres in the art of spellcasting is a questionable decision.
Class: Neutral
I said: Sen'jin Village is nice, if you like trolls and dust.
Class: Neutral
I said: They're still embarrassed about "The Deathwing Incident".
Class: Neutral
I said: You can hire him... until someone offers him enough gold to turn on you.
Class: Neutral
I said: Healing is just something she does in her free time. It's more of a hobby really.
Class: Neutral
I said: The Frostwolves are locked in combat with the Stormpike Expedition over control of Alterac Valley. Every attempt at peace-talks has ended with Captain Galvangar killing the mediator.
Class: Neutral
I said: No Pain, No Gain.
Class: Neutral
I said: Your face is the place you'd probably least like a dagger, and where rogues are most likely to deliver them.
Class: Neutral
I said: The Stormpike Commandos are demolition experts. They also bake a mean cupcake.
Class: Neutral
I said: You earn the title of Archmage when you can destroy anyone who calls you on it.
Class: Neutral
I said: "ME HAVE GOOD STATS FOR THE COST"
Class: Neutral
I said: He used to be a 2100+ rated arena player, but that was years ago and nobody can get him to shut up about it.
Class: Neutral
I said: One Insane Rocketeer. One Rocket full of Explosives. Infinite Fun.
Class: Neutral
I said: You don’t tame a Core Hound. You just train it to eat someone else before it eats you.
Class: Neutral
I said: When Deathwing assaulted the capital, this soldier was the only member of his squad to survive. Now he's all bitter and stuff.
Class: Neutral
I said: Golems are not afraid, but for some reason they still run when you cast Fear on them. Instinct, maybe? A desire to blend in?
Druid
Class: Druid
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Class: Druid
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Class: Druid
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Class: Druid
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Class: Druid
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Class: Druid
I said: Some druids still have flashbacks from strangers yelling "Innervate me!!" at them.
Class: Druid
I said: "Cast Moonfire, and never stop." - How to Be a Druid, Chapter 5, Section 3
Class: Druid
I said: The claw decides who will stay and who will go.
Class: Druid
I said: Not to be confused with Jim of the Wild.
Class: Druid
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Class: Druid
I said: Grow your own mana crystals with this Mana Crystal Growth Kit, only 39.99!
Class: Druid
I said: 8 Health, no waiting.
Class: Druid
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Class: Druid
I said: What do they roar? Nobody can quite tell, but it sounds like "Elephant Macho Breeze". It's probably not that, though.
Class: Druid
I said: When a bear rears back and extends his arms, he's about to Swipe! ... or hug.
Class: Druid
I said: Balance is important to druids. This card is perfectly balanced.
Class: Druid
I said: I dare you to attack Darnassus.
Hunter
Class: Hunter
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Class: Hunter
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Class: Hunter
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Class: Hunter
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Class: Hunter
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Class: Hunter
I said: Magi conjured arcane arrows to sell to hunters, until hunters learned just enough magic to do it themselves. The resulting loss of jobs sent Stormwind into a minor recession.
Class: Hunter
I said: Never play 'Hide and Go Seek' with a Hunter.
Class: Hunter
I said: Other beasts totally dig hanging out with timber wolves.
Class: Hunter
I said: For the person who just cannot decide what card to put into a deck!
Class: Hunter
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Class: Hunter
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Class: Hunter
I said: You could summon Misha, Leokk, or Huffer! Huffer is more trouble than he's worth.
Class: Hunter
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Class: Hunter
I said: "Kill!", he commanded.
Class: Hunter
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Class: Hunter
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Class: Hunter
I said: "Who let the dogs out?" he asks. It's rhetorical.
Class: Hunter
I said: You see, it's all about throughput.
Class: Hunter
I said: If you feed him, he loses his whole identity.
Class: Hunter
I said: Tundra rhinos are often mistaken for kodos. Or am I mistaken?
Mage
Class: Mage
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Class: Mage
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Class: Mage
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Class: Mage
I said: You'd think you'd be able to control your missiles a little better since you're a powerful mage and all.
Class: Mage
I said: Oh hey it's Mirror Image! !egamI rorriM s'ti yeh hO
Class: Mage
I said: This spell is much better than Arcane Implosion.
Class: Mage
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Class: Mage
I said: It is customary to yell "Chill out!" or "Freeze!" or "Ice ice, baby!" when you play this card.
Class: Mage
I said: Playing this card makes you SMARTER. And let's face it: we could all stand to be a little smarter.
Class: Mage
I said: Hey man, that's cold. Literally and metaphorically.
Class: Mage
I said: This spell is useful for burning things. If you're looking for spells that toast things, or just warm them a little, you're in the wrong place.
Class: Mage
I said: There was going to be a pun in this flavor text, but it just came out baa-d.
Class: Mage
I said: Don't summon a water elemental at a party. It'll dampen the mood.
Class: Mage
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Class: Mage
I said: When the ground is on fire, you should not stop, drop, and roll.
Paladin
Class: Paladin
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Class: Paladin
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Class: Paladin
I said: "As in, you MIGHT want to get out of my way." - Toad Mackle, recently buffed.
Class: Paladin
I said: This spell has been renamed so many times, even paladins don’t know what it should be called anymore.
Class: Paladin
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Class: Paladin
I said: This card makes something really damp. Oh wait. That's "Humidity."
Class: Paladin
I said: Prince Malchezaar was a collector of rare weapons. He'd animate them and have them dance for him.
Class: Paladin
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Class: Paladin
I said: If you are often bathed in Holy Light, you should consider wearing sunscreen.
Class: Paladin
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Class: Paladin
I said: Given the number of kings who have been assassinated, are you sure you want their blessing?
Class: Paladin
I said: Consecrated ground glows with Holy energy. But it smells a little, too.
Class: Paladin
I said: A good paladin has many tools. Hammer of Wrath, Pliers of Vengeance, Hacksaw of Justice, etc.
Class: Paladin
I said: It Slices, it Dices. You can cut a tin can with it. (But you wouldn't want to.)
Class: Paladin
I said: Holy beings from the beyond are so cliché!
Priest
Class: Priest
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Class: Priest
I said: It doesn't matter how pious you are. Everyone needs a good smiting now and again.
Class: Priest
I said: I see what you did there.
Class: Priest
I said: They help the downtrodden and distressed. Also they sell cookies.
Class: Priest
I said: Sure the extra protection is nice, but the shield really reduces visibility.
Class: Priest
I said: Double the trouble. Double the fun!
Class: Priest
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Class: Priest
I said: This spell blasts you directly in the MIND.
Class: Priest
I said: A step up from a spell cast by many beginning acolytes: "Shadow Word: Annoy".
Class: Priest
I said: If you miss, it leaves a lightning-bolt-shaped scar on your target.
Class: Priest
I said: If the Holy Light forsakes you, good luck casting this spell. Also, you're probably a jerk.
Class: Priest
I said: Nominated as "Spell Most Likely to Make Your Opponent Punch the Wall."
Rogue
Class: Rogue
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Class: Rogue
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Class: Rogue
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Class: Rogue
I said: It's funny how often yelling "Look over there!" gets your opponent to turn around.
Class: Rogue
I said: Rogues guard the secrets to poison-making carefully, lest magi start incorporating poison into their spells. Poisonbolt? Rain of Poison? Poison Elemental? Nobody wants that.
Class: Rogue
I said: There's something about this strike that just feels off. Sinister, even.
Class: Rogue
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Class: Rogue
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Class: Rogue
I said: Rogues love sappy movies.
Class: Rogue
I said: Rogues are experts at SHIV-al-ry.
Class: Rogue
I said: I wouldn't say I LOVE knives, but I'm definitely a fan.
Class: Rogue
I said: Guaranteed to have been owned by a real assassin. Certificate of authenticity included.
Class: Rogue
I said: If you don't want to be assassinated, move to the Barrens and change your name. Good luck!
Class: Rogue
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Class: Rogue
I said: Rogues are not good joggers.
Shaman
Class: Shaman
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Class: Shaman
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Class: Shaman
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Class: Shaman
I said: I personally prefer some non-ancestral right-the-heck-now healing, but maybe that is just me.
Class: Shaman
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Class: Shaman
I said: Totem-stomping is no longer recommended.
Class: Shaman
I said: FROST SHOCK!
Class: Shaman
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Class: Shaman
I said: Totemsmiths like to use the rarest woods for their totems. There are even rumors of totems made of Ironbark Protectors.
Class: Shaman
I said: This would be real handy if your enemy is made of rock.
Class: Shaman
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Class: Shaman
I said: Windfury is like Earthfury and Firefury, but more light and airy.
Class: Shaman
I said: If you Hex a Murloc... it really isn't much of a change, is it?
Class: Shaman
I said: Is there anything worse than a Windspeaker with halitosis?
Class: Shaman
I said: blaarghghLLGHRHARAAHAHHH!!
Class: Shaman
I said: He can never take a bath. Ewww.
Warlock
Class: Warlock
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Class: Warlock
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Class: Warlock
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Class: Warlock
I said: This is the reason that Demons never really become friends with Warlocks.
Class: Warlock
I said: It starts with stealing a pen from work, and before you know it, BOOOM! Corrupted!
Class: Warlock
I said: If your spells look like horrifying skulls, let's be honest, you should get to draw some cards.
Class: Warlock
I said: Are you lighting a soul on fire? Or burning someone with your OWN soul? This seems like an important distinction.
Class: Warlock
I said: No relation to "The Voidsteppers", the popular Void-based dance troupe.
Class: Warlock
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Class: Warlock
I said: Warlocks have it pretty good.
Class: Warlock
I said: "I've just sucked one year of your life away."
Class: Warlock
I said: It’s a Bolt. It's made out of Shadow. What more do you need to know!
Class: Warlock
I said: It's spells like these that make it hard for Warlocks to get decent help.
Class: Warlock
I said: "INFERNOOOOOOOOOO!" - Jaraxxus, Eredar Lord of the Burning Legion
Warrior
Class: Warrior
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Class: Warrior
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Class: Warrior
I said: "Guys! Guys! Slow down!" - some kind of non-warrior minion
Class: Warrior
I said: The way to tell seasoned warriors from novice ones: the novices yell "wheeeee" while whirlwinding.
Class: Warrior
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Class: Warrior
I said: Hey you two…could you stand next to each other for a second…
Class: Warrior
I said: It's okay, he deserved it.
Class: Warrior
I said: Really, if you're a hero, this is every strike.
Class: Warrior
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Class: Warrior
I said: During times of tranquility and harmony, this weapon was called by its less popular name, Chilly Peace Axe.
Class: Warrior
I said: Shields were invented because Face Block is USELESS.
Class: Warrior
I said: The Warsong clan is such drama. It's really not worth it to become a commander.
Class: Warrior
I said: The Kor'kron are the elite forces of Garrosh Hellscream. Let's just say you don't want to run into these guys while wearing a blue tabard.
Class: Warrior
I said: No… actually you should fear the Reaper.